Well, I wish I hadn’t! Literally. I bit my tongue so badly on Saturday! How? I hear you asking. I do think it had something to do with eating, talking and pulling faces at the same time!
Consequence? I am battling to eat and talk. (I can hear those of your whispering that that might not be such a bad thing for me …!) But seriously, it is sore, and uncomfortable, and the big lump on my tongue looks awful and feels the size of a ball. It is quite big. It isn’t one of those “feels-the-size-of-a-pea” and then it’s the size of a pinhead. This feels the size of a table tennis ball, but is in fact the size of a pea (which is big for the mouth cavity, I can tell you).
Now let me get on with my work.